Awwwh shit! I just ruined my fresh apparel. I have to put it in the laundry asap!
Brrrr its kind of cold without my — OMG father! Why are you toying with your salami? Are you spying on me?
Im flattered, and ind of mischievous. Can I put your boner in my gullet? YAY!
The laundry will be done in 20mins so lets make this quick hehehehe.